February 2012
111 posts
Regrets at 2am
Anonymous asked: Well, maybe she already has.
Anonymous asked: I know. I hate when that happens too but you seem like a great guy. You never know, there might be someone thinking about you right now and everyday since they've laid eyes on you and she's probably an unexpected package. Life is strange like that.
Anonymous asked: You answered my question perfectly. Hope you find her. Happiness is key but sometimes the perfect one doesn't come in the package we expected, keep that in mind :D
Anonymous asked: I've noticed you post things dealing with love but is there anyone you didn't really give a chance to be with you and you regret it now? If so, why didn't you?
promdatefromhell:
Anonymous asked: you're lost.
Anonymous asked: if you answer the question, I'll send you nudes...
Anonymous asked: how big is your dick....
Anonymous asked: Fine, since we can't shack up i'll just say that I think you are yummy and leave it as that.
Anonymous asked: You and I should shack up :D
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Anonymous asked: You're cute
Darnell not too fond of his house at night. Darnell waits till night to take shower. People get killed in showers all the time in horror movies. Darnell knows black people get killed first. Awkward shower time.
Girls who take Myspace style pictures of themselves at gyms aggravate the hell out of me. Are you there to work out or look good?
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Matt: This fool "nigga lipped" the hell out of this.
Me: Ironically that's the compliment I get most from women. (pause) I guess you can call me LL Cool Murph.
If you get this then you're awesome
Sometimes I get caught up in what people want me to be, in what I want to be, and in what I think I should be that I forget to just be me. It’s these times that I’m at my worst and wish I wasn’t me.
I really hate downloading songs for my family.
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That moment when →
Someone hella cute starts following you on tumblr: Then you read their description and they’re the same age: Then you read that they live in Narnia:
Me: People used to say, "Darnell! You're like a giant CinnaStix!" and I'm all like, "Cool. Everyone loves CinnaStix"
Mike: I hate CinnaStix
Me: Exactly :(
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Timeout
Timeout! Timeout!
Look I’ll make this brief since I have other things that need doing. Let me tell you (again) my thoughts on this whole “be yourself (but not really be yourself)” thing as well as humanity as a whole.
I hate the fact that we’re suppose to bottle up how I feel. If I feel, I FEEL I should be able to express myself. Now don’t look to into and say,...
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