March 2010
Chuck Palahniuk
Dear world,
Please stop writing stories inspired by fight club. You are not Chuck Palahniuk so please don’t even attempt to be. For the record I don’t give two shits about Chuck Palahniuk nor do I Fight Club. The movie WAS great until you littered it’s spirit with cheap imitations. The book WAS good until you kept shoving it in my face. So all I ask is that you hold onto your I...
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dude, Darnell, have you ever heard of Bury Shelly...
i would but we are rivals lol jk we are working on some stuff
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you are one talented guy. keep it up
thanks finally a nice one
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Lets say one day you are about to get married and...
Wait so is she the person I’m marrying?
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if i told you i stalked you everynight...what...
are you hot? lol
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My ex girlfriend used to talk a fukn shitload...
Um, I haven’t really know any girl to be in love with me that tight so you probably got the wrong Darnell Murphy. If you could a bit more specific
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ahhaha well it looks like whoever he/she is thas...
I don’t know who or what I’m getting =[
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if u woke up and saw yo car was keyed and the...
Kevin! lol
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Pokemon Master
This is an ACTUAL EVENT taken from current events in my life.
I must warn you what you are about to read is the result from having no life and no girlfriend.
It all started a year ago…
I was an ordinary kid like any other my age. I went to school, worked, and hung out with friends. That is, until Basilio Lopez showed up. He was the current Pokemon champion and made sure people knew it. He...
