Inception is hands down the movie to define our generation. For the past few years I’ve been afraid we’d be stuck with a bunch of dumbass little girls sprung on sparkle vampires but thanks to Christopher Nolan I can rest assured knowing that there is at least ONE good film to remember us by. Inception was an original idea (to my knowledge) which was beautifully portrayed and brought to life. I love you Christopher Nolan. I can finally look at my generation with SOME since of pride. You are truly on of the greats.
———-List of Greats————-
1. Christopher Nolan
3. Myself (I guess Austin =P)
4. Geoff Johns (only nerds know)
5. Facebook Guy
6. Old Spice Man
That as cynical and completely content I may seem to be like many people I do stop to realize that there are points in which I yearn for the affection of someone besides my normal loved ones. I’m talking about a girlfriend. I’ve been able to keep this from my mind for some time but it kind of hit me the other day when this love song came on that I do at times feel incomplete and feel as if there were some woman out there who is the other piece to the puzzle. I know it sounds corny but I understand. The thought of being connected to someone you may or may not know sounds pretty strange and far-fetched but at the same time it sounds beautiful. If a man can believe in an omni-powerful being controlling his life or a spirit keeping him protected from harm why can’t I believe that there’s a love so powerful that it defies all logic and reason. I mean God loves us and last time I checked he’s pretty damn powerful. Look this is besides the point the truth is, is that sometimes I feel like sometimes I miss my chances to be with her by the things I may or may not do. It’s at the same time that I believe in fate and that when I’m ready to meet her I will yet it gets a little bothersome to live and work in an environment with thousands of people matched with someone significant while I’m on the other side of the counter serving them popcorn (I work at a movie theater). This is just like a quick write on my current thoughts and it’s not meant to mean anything to you heck I’d probably prefer you not get this far into it for personal reasons but I’d like to be more open and consider this an attempt.
Things to do before I die:
1. Bike along the beach
2. Venture across as much as Los Angeles as I can in one day using only public transportation
3. Stay up all night with someone of the opposite sex
4. Catch a train out of state.
5. Leave the country
6. Make a full-length movie
7. Get a Green Lantern lantern.
8. Rock the Static Shock hairstyle for a day
9. Get the body of a football player or Will Smith
10. Learn some form of martial arts
11. Go snowboarding
12. Spend a weekend at Comic-Con
13. Go camping with all my friends
14. Spend a day blind.
15. Try going mute for a day.
16. Fall asleep in a girl’s arms
17. Go jet-skiing
18. Sing a song with the woman I love.
19. Perform a song of my own creation
20. Have a crazy movie like weekend
21. Go to dinner with my mom and dad
22. Learn how to do a backflip
23. Own every movie I love
24. Learn how to sing
25. Master cooking
26. Get hit on by a member of the opposite sex
27. Sleep in a hammock
28. Fall in love again
29. Learn to forgive myself
30. Commit to something fully
Apparently many of you have no seen my tweets, Facebook statuses, or trails of destruction all caused by that horrendous creation that is “The Last Airbender”.
PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
That movie has to be a bitch-slap to anyone who has ever seen the show or anybody that but an ounce of faith into M. Night Shamalamadingdong (<—— I know and I don’t give a f***) this was messed up. I went and saw it FOR FREE and walked out feeling like a new inmate around a crowd of men in the showers with the bar of soap on the floor in front of me. This makes Twilight look good. This makes aids sound funny. This makes fat people… . funnier! I mean god DAMN this movie sucked. Please if we have ever agreed on anything before just trust me when I say that you could find countless other things to do with your free time. If you need help I can make suggestions. So for the last time…
DO NOT SEE “THE LAST AIRBENDER”
Okay I warned you so watch it at your own discretion. If you like it then clearly you should not be my follower (tweeters), friends (facebookers), or aquaintance (everyone else whom I hate).
-With Love, Darnell
P.S. Fuck you M. Night I’m coming for you >=[