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September 2010

My little brother the "Halo Fanboy"

Keep in mind that this is ALL as it was texted. Not a single word changed or taken out of context. My mom is a gamer and my brother is a nine year-old Halo fanboy.

Mom: You’re little brother wants to know if he could borrow Halo: Reach, lolz

Me: I don’t have it.

Mom: He’s over here on the verge of crying, hahaha. He was like, “I’ll just have to wait till later to play”, and his voice was wavering and his eyes teared up. It’s so sad even I feel bad. His voice is hoarse, lol. Damn, next time there’s a Halo contest, please enter his ass, he is SUCH A FUCKING FANBOY!

Me: Aww I’ll see what I can do

Mom: Thanks sweetie. He said he doesn’t even want to talk about it he feels so sad, lol. He also plans on muting his friends so he can’t hear them playing happily with their games, hahahah. Is it really that serious? I’ll live if I couldn’t play Left 4 Dead, Call of Duty, or even Borderlands or Saint’s Row but this is ridiculous. Don’t fret about it, Dionate will have to live. BTW, happy birthday.

Me: My birthday is tomorrow, smh

I remember the days when you could get so excited for something and feel broken and beat when you just had to wait a bit longer, even though it could be for something small. Ah, to be young. I do feel bad though, I’ll just buy him a copy instead of getting one for myself.

Sep 14, 2010
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Sep 13, 2010
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