December 2011
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If I had a dollar for every movie Austin Bosley...
I wouldve been able to cover that hole in the Death Star#AluminumFalcon
I would have hired better help for Frodo and Sam. #WhyDoesItCry
I could end the Twilight Saga… oh how I wish we could. #sparkle
I’d go on a world wide search for #BeltShoes to continue the legacy
Aladdin would have never had to steal to get Jasmine. #streetrat
I’d fund Delta and send Canadia on a first...
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Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It's a... →
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Really hoping I get the internship with X-Play. I’ll promise to work my ass to the bones and do whatever I can to get hired on. Work even harder to keep it. Use that money to help out the family and build a better future for myself.
Career —> Money for family —> Less stress
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enchiladasforthedevil:
#comedy
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cmdoesitall asked: 2, 8
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From now on I’m going to start ignoring people who don’t ever text me and then start off a conversation with ” (insert name) I need a favor” or ” (insert name) can you do me a favor”
My counter-argument will now be, “Can you do me a favor? Could you maybe try keeping in contact more and not using me as some problem solving fairy”
Please and thank...
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Everyone’s gone. Life has officially kicked in.
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Lt. Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
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