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petehillhouse: “Look, man, let me share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess. It’s not easy, but you have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord and warp through several worlds, but once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs and produce your magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door. Then you walk right up to the princess and...