Darnell's Life the Television Series (Nov '11 -...
Season 9: Time period with no filming. New Years Vegas trip. Begins filming again. Amends made with first love. Filming begins again and projects beginning presenting themselves. New female character. Unexpected twist. Season 10 (In Progress): coming soon
This is how much I'm NOT home
I step out the shower to see my grandmother making this huge meal. Me: Whatcha cooking for breakfast? Grandma: Child I’m making dinner. I know you like to run off till God knows when so I figure I start making dinner at 2pm. Me: … . makes sense. Grandma knows me better than I do.
Today marks the introduction of the newest character to this season. I am indeed smitten, in other words I am… infatuated with, besotted with, in love with, obsessed with, head over heels; enamored of, attracted to, taken with; captivated by,enchanted by, under someone’s spell, moonstruck by; informal bowled over by,swept off one’s feet by, crazy about, mad about, keen on, hot...
My messed up family life is reason why I must...
Yeah can I have an extra large Vagina in a can? →
Nsfw: Confirmed: Fleshlight Developing an iPad... →
The iPad’s a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain’t made for love. That’s why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. … . WOW
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Super cool bulbasaur costume →
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Anonymous asked: Wrong! Drunk + high = dry.
Anonymous asked: What does drunk + high equal?
Brandon: I'm going to go wash it off.
Alan: (to Brandon) Wait. Can I touch it?
Cathy (Brandon's girlfriend): I touched it, not that great.
Jan 16th, 2012 [What really happened (You Got...
So you probably read my previous post about this day and how everything went awry. Well here’s the thing…that was ALL a lie. A fabrication concocted by my friend Stephen (you remember him) and myself in an effort to counter troll. There were causalities but that’s expected. So let me start from the beginning. I got a text from Stephen about Mike breaking his arm in a bar....
Hey followers (that sounds so conceited), Anyway I’m sure you’ve at the least you’ve seen or heard about me filming and it just occurred to me that I probably haven’t posted the link to our Facebook page. Now I’m not going to tell you to just go and like it (that’d be awesome if you did though) but check out some of the stuff you may like it.
Jan 16th, 2012 [Trolled Guy or To]
I’d rather avoid talking about this so soon but the repercussions of this are going to be pretty bad. Alright so it begins last night when I get a text from my friend Stephen that his roommate/my friend/my zombie apocalypse partner has broken his arm. Of course he thinks that he’s bullshitting so I call to get the truth. I’m confident he’s fucking with me but my other...
So for the past three hours or better yet since we woke up all we’ve been talking about is how hot she is. No work is getting done. This is not a good thing.
Darnell's Life the Television Series
Season 1: Birth to entering high school. Met many my closest immediate friends. Season 2: Enter the first love. Entering senior year. Met many if not all my high school friends. Got car. Season 3: First heartbreak. Graduates. Entering college. Desires to makes movie. Season 4: First year of college. Off and on relationships. Season 5: Second year of college. Travels to another state with friend....
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