March 2012
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That moment when someone you loved puts up a...
February 2012
128 posts
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Everyone should follow my God-Wife. She's pretty... →
The Three Lessons I've Learned. . .
I’ve had three women who have crushed me down to my essentials and from each of those disasters in my love life I have pulled very powerful life lessons.
Girl #1 (1st Love) - I learned that no matter how hard I could have ever loved her. No matter how much I could possibly trust in her, my love alone could not save what we once had. Relationships are a two way street.
Girl #2 (Fail Best...
Tonight I put on my best performance
It’ll be at my Dad’s birthday party. I’ll be playing the part of a son who believes his dad has done significant things for him along the course of his life.
Tough role, but I’m confident in my abilities.
Poker Face!!!
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Regrets at 2am
Anonymous asked: Well, maybe she already has.
Anonymous asked: I know. I hate when that happens too but you seem like a great guy. You never know, there might be someone thinking about you right now and everyday since they've laid eyes on you and she's probably an unexpected package. Life is strange like that.
Anonymous asked: You answered my question perfectly. Hope you find her. Happiness is key but sometimes the perfect one doesn't come in the package we expected, keep that in mind :D
Anonymous asked: I've noticed you post things dealing with love but is there anyone you didn't really give a chance to be with you and you regret it now? If so, why didn't you?
promdatefromhell:
Anonymous asked: you're lost.
Anonymous asked: if you answer the question, I'll send you nudes...
Anonymous asked: how big is your dick....
Anonymous asked: Fine, since we can't shack up i'll just say that I think you are yummy and leave it as that.
Anonymous asked: You and I should shack up :D
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Anonymous asked: You're cute
Darnell not too fond of his house at night. Darnell waits till night to take shower. People get killed in showers all the time in horror movies. Darnell knows black people get killed first. Awkward shower time.
Girls who take Myspace style pictures of themselves at gyms aggravate the hell out of me. Are you there to work out or look good?
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Matt: This fool "nigga lipped" the hell out of this.
Me: Ironically that's the compliment I get most from women. (pause) I guess you can call me LL Cool Murph.
If you get this then you're awesome
Sometimes I get caught up in what people want me to be, in what I want to be, and in what I think I should be that I forget to just be me. It’s these times that I’m at my worst and wish I wasn’t me.
I really hate downloading songs for my family.
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